Pineapple on Pizza is Wrong

This will be more of a rant, you should never put pineapple on pizza, it just shouldm’t happen. I don’t know what demonic spirit passed the first Hawaiian man from trying it ( whether it did indeed originate from Hawaii is irrelevant to me, I blame them for making it well known) but he should have been sent to an exorcist before putting a plague on this world.

I believe pineapple on pizza has become the litmus test of how likely one shall fall into some form of mental torment or madness and as such any of them who do fall into this category shouldn't become a world leader or leader of any capacity really, for shame on them and for shame on pineapple for ruining what should be held as sacred.